viscountessbranksome:

James Norrington did nothing wrong. His only crime was being a Jane Austen hero in a Disney movie based on a theme park ride.

jade-suture:

Defense against a guy in a chair

typecozey:

typecozey:

I talk to myself way too much like I’ll be pumping gas or in the grocery store, then I’ll be thinking about some dumb meme that was like “spare dick sir?” And say it out loud to myself and be like “that shit killed me” and i know seeing me from afar im giving crackhead energy probably

This is the one that kills me

surprisedentistry:

okay but things that are tragically funny in High School Musical 2:

• Troy Bolton being weird and passive-aggressive because he thinks his gay classmate, Ryan, is trying to steal his girlfriend 
  
  
• Ryan not picking up on this heterosexual bullshit and being genuinely baffled when his polite small talk doesn’t get the expected reaction

mockiato:

Every single one of these headlines sure is something

acoustickub:

0kboy:

WTF? I’m a whore, you idiot…

sci-why:

lord-valery-mimes:

thewightknight:

imanes:

shes right and she should say it

excerpt from the article The female price of male pleasure by Lili Loofbourow

“At every turn, women are taught that how someone reacts to them does more to establish their goodness and worth than anything they themselves might feel.”

“But next time we’re inclined to wonder why a woman didn’t immediately register and fix her own discomfort, we might wonder why we spent the preceding decades instructing her to override the signals we now blame her for not recognizing.”